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BY Breakers - Greatest Band Ever



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Welcome to the officially unofficial webpage of the greatest band ever to exist in the world ever!!  To say the least, this site is comprehensive.  You will be able to find all the hottest gossip, news, and lyrics. 

The BY Breakers are shrouded in mystery.  Winston Churchill once said, "the [BY Breakers] are a mystery in a riddle surrounded by an enigma."  I heard that this Churchill guy was pretty smart so I believe him.  Why are they so mysterious?  Well, no one knows their real names or where they are from.  They publish all their music under pseudonyms (thank you thesaurus) or nom-de-plumes if you will.  This is probably for their own safety because they are so hot and awesome that if anyone knew their real names they would be bombarded with hot chicks and dudes too. 

Look at how talented and superduper these guys are; they play about 35 instruments a piece but I only have enough space to list the main ones.

Mr. Roboto: Guitar, Back-up vocals, Xylophone, Steel Drums, Harpsichord, and Tuba
Easy Macks: Piano, Woodblock, Triangle, Marimba, Vocals, and Sousaphone
Dragon: Drums, Banjo, Windpipes, Back-up Vocals, and Saxamaphone
Mr. Norway: Guitar, Vocals, Trombone, Back-Up Drummer, and Violin


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This isn't them but I'm sure they look really cool and flourescent like these guys.
 

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